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1. You use the words "my cubicle" at any point during the day.
2. The only way to pay your bills is if you would draw an extra zero at the end of your pay check.
3. Your ability to up-sell table #4 an extra order of appetizers determines if you'll have enough money to go out on Friday night.
4. No one has heard of the products/services you are selling.
5. Having to be stuck at the same desk all-day-long hasn't improved your "beach figure."
6. Being unemployed in real life isn't as cool as the characters on Beverly Hills 90210 made it look on TV.
7. You have no growth potential.
8. You have no opportunity.
9. You have no promotion from within.
10. You are at work right now and you are obviously looking for a job!
WE ALSO OFFER:
FULL BENEFITS
FAST TRACK ADVANCEMENT
MANAGEMENT TRAINING
WEEKLY PAY
STOP Settling For Minimum Wage, Start Celebrating a GREAT INCOME!
Call Samantha TODAY!! 4039843209

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Published at 23-08-2010
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