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LMAO Inc is HIRING (Calgary)
at Human Resources in Calgary
Seeking people with outstanding people skills, work ethic and positive attitude!
Oh, and GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR....everything else we can teach. L.M.A.O.
Inc. Is hiring for entry level sales and marketing positions. Next time you’re on an elevator and feel a little bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas.
1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”
5. Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say “beat you again Mr. Elevator.”
6. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
7. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “that’s mine!”
8. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for yo9ur friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
L.M.A.O. Inc is hiring to train ENTRY LEVEL account reps for management. Our advancement policy is 100% promotion from within, so every candidate begins advancing from the same position.
Our company policy is to train people we like from scratch, so only send your resume if the following applies:
1. You have a sense of humour {see above for reference}
2. People often tell you how much they like spending time with you.
3. You work harder then everyone you know
M1 Evolutions goal is to expand into two new locations within the next year, and will only invest our time and training resources into those who will contribute to this growth. We will be operational in Ottawa by November 1st. Due to this recent expansion plan there are many growth opportunities available.
If you feel you have what it takes to be a part of our marketing firm, send your resume to hr@m1evolutions.com or phone HR Manager Kaara 403-206-3984
Published at 03-09-2010
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